Thursday, October 1, 2009

Welcome to dimension awesome

In a world of blogs that are obsessed over what Heidi Montag ate for dinner or everything Perez Hilton says comes the first blog to obsess exclusively over both what Heidi Montag ate for dinner and everything Perez Hilton says.
We are the kids that sit in the back of the class making fun of everyone else for wearing Ed Hardy shirts and puka shells. We are the kids at the skate park evolving exverted ollies and 180 nose grabs to even higher levels of insanity while you are trying to copy moves you got from Tony Hawk Pro Skater. We make Pogo Sticking, Hula Hooping, and Skip Its look like Evel Knevil Stunts on heroine, crack and LSD. If it wasn't for us Nazi Zombies would have broken through the X-Box and taken over most of the North East. We invented the wedgie, wet willie and swirlies. So pretty much to sum it up, stay out of Malibu Lebowski.

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