Why did Steve delete October Already? It gave me a ton of Hall-O-Ween costume ideas to turn a typical Rizley Bore-O-Ween into a totally Awesome-O-Ween.
1. Maggy Gyllenhall and Jake Gyllenhall. Since the Rizleys now have one boy and one girl they can dress them up as America's favorite brother and sister acting team. Jake Gyllenhall would be easy; simply put on a black wig then violently strip away any resemblance of talent your child might have. Maggy is a little harder. Make a quick stop at your local costume store and buy one large novelty foot. You now have the head for Maggy Gyllenhall. Next step is to get a poster and put some brash anti-Bush liberal coment on it that makes you look informed and concerned about the future of America. I suggest "Save Terrorists, Kill Fetuses." Successs! Dissent has never looked so cute!
2. Recession 2009. Dress your children up as jobs, then after they say trick or treat and get their candy they run off some where really quick and disappear.
3. Chevy Chase. The younger one can fall down a lot and be really funny and the older one can just ramble off one liners that not only are not funny but make us want to hold our breath until an euphoric black out causes us to lose concsiousness and slam the back of our heads onto the kitchen counter releasing us into a coma until Chevy chase is off prime time TV.
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