Finally, I have a reason to stop renting Nights in Rodanth from my local magic movie machine.
Monday, October 5, 2009
ROctober already? Part deux.
Why did Steve delete October Already? It gave me a ton of Hall-O-Ween costume ideas to turn a typical Rizley Bore-O-Ween into a totally Awesome-O-Ween.
1. Maggy Gyllenhall and Jake Gyllenhall. Since the Rizleys now have one boy and one girl they can dress them up as America's favorite brother and sister acting team. Jake Gyllenhall would be easy; simply put on a black wig then violently strip away any resemblance of talent your child might have. Maggy is a little harder. Make a quick stop at your local costume store and buy one large novelty foot. You now have the head for Maggy Gyllenhall. Next step is to get a poster and put some brash anti-Bush liberal coment on it that makes you look informed and concerned about the future of America. I suggest "Save Terrorists, Kill Fetuses." Successs! Dissent has never looked so cute!
2. Recession 2009. Dress your children up as jobs, then after they say trick or treat and get their candy they run off some where really quick and disappear.
3. Chevy Chase. The younger one can fall down a lot and be really funny and the older one can just ramble off one liners that not only are not funny but make us want to hold our breath until an euphoric black out causes us to lose concsiousness and slam the back of our heads onto the kitchen counter releasing us into a coma until Chevy chase is off prime time TV.
Friday, October 2, 2009
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Welcome to dimension awesome
In a world of blogs that are obsessed over what Heidi Montag ate for dinner or everything Perez Hilton says comes the first blog to obsess exclusively over both what Heidi Montag ate for dinner and everything Perez Hilton says.
We are the kids that sit in the back of the class making fun of everyone else for wearing Ed Hardy shirts and puka shells. We are the kids at the skate park evolving exverted ollies and 180 nose grabs to even higher levels of insanity while you are trying to copy moves you got from Tony Hawk Pro Skater. We make Pogo Sticking, Hula Hooping, and Skip Its look like Evel Knevil Stunts on heroine, crack and LSD. If it wasn't for us Nazi Zombies would have broken through the X-Box and taken over most of the North East. We invented the wedgie, wet willie and swirlies. So pretty much to sum it up, stay out of Malibu Lebowski.
We are the kids that sit in the back of the class making fun of everyone else for wearing Ed Hardy shirts and puka shells. We are the kids at the skate park evolving exverted ollies and 180 nose grabs to even higher levels of insanity while you are trying to copy moves you got from Tony Hawk Pro Skater. We make Pogo Sticking, Hula Hooping, and Skip Its look like Evel Knevil Stunts on heroine, crack and LSD. If it wasn't for us Nazi Zombies would have broken through the X-Box and taken over most of the North East. We invented the wedgie, wet willie and swirlies. So pretty much to sum it up, stay out of Malibu Lebowski.
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